Oily Stuff's 2020 Presidential Endorsement
After last night's debate it's time to get off the fence and behind the next president of the United States, Mickey Mouse. He's the leader of our gang, now, clearly. He's got a cool car, a nice, outspoken wife and a really neat dog. He's a hand too...always has his work gloves on, ready to go to work! And he has big feet! Everybody loves Mickey (except the Russians), and he is not so old that he's forgotten how to spell cat.
Vote for Mickey 2020. He's Smarter Than All The Rest!
Paid for by the Committee to Elect Responsible Adults in 2020