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Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is the flight deck speaking. We are getting reports of some rough air ahead of us and I am going to turn on the fasten seat belt sign and ask you to return to your seats. Please remain seated, with your seatbelts securely fasten for the duration of the flight, likely 1Q2021. Whatever money you have left make sure it is stowed under the seat ahead of you or in the overhead bins. Feel free to use flotation devices for self protection. Hurl bags are in the seat pocket in front of you. If you think your going to pass out, beat on the panel above your head until the air mask drops out.
Flight attendants, please secure the cabin and take your seats immediately.
Happy New Year !!