Gooooood Mornin' West Texas !
"I just want to begin by saying to Donald J Trump, what it is, what it shall be, what it was. The weather out here today is hot and shitty with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.
Adrian Cronauer, Consultant