Cartoon Of the Week
Bread goes in, then toast comes out...but where does the bread go?
Never mind; my plan for America is to give free money to lazy people and de-carbonize our country completely in ten years by eliminating hydrocarbons, including cow gas.
Hey, we can make an APP for that! Where's my cell phone?
I can't imagine how it feels to graze all day long with a hose stuck up your ass but this ingenious idea is called a FartPack and may save the species.
Thank God; I was afraid I was going to have to become a vegan.